kuzudoodles:

an au where they come from rival families of aristocrats and have an arranged political moirallegiance of convenience, and also everyone wears absurd historically unplaceable hats

i’ll leave you with that thought for tonight

kuzudoodles:

mmmmoirails

kuzudoodles:

Kanaya helps Karkat dress for his pity dates but her input mainly consists of going Yes Your Hair Is Charmingly Unkempt And That Sweater Is Terrible

All You Need Is A Bit Of Makeup

I Can Make It Look Like Youve Been Crying

and Gamzee’s like

aw motherfuck best friend

YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE

:o)

kuzudoodles:

Karkat’s conciliatory quadrantmates are discussing the best method of preserving the mortal remains of friends and loved ones.

kuzudoodles:

you don’t gotta do all what you fucking think you have to, brother

AIN’T NOBODY LAYING ON THOSE WICKED OBLIGATIONS

but your own motherfuckin self :o)

DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT OBLIGATIONS, YOU’RE A FUCKING OBLIGATION.

kuzudoodles:

OT messed-up P

kuzudoodles:

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kuzudoodles:

sleepy

CAN I GET THIS TATTOOED ON MY FACE

AND ALL MY OTHER PARTS

BECAUSE

THIS IS PERFECT

kuzudoodles:

Inspired by this fic.  I don’t recall who recced it, but it has asexual Tavros and fluffy palemantic bEsT fRiEnDs and I love platonic romance, what more can I say.

kuzudoodles:

YoU’Re oNe nErVy mOtHeRfUcKeR