an au where they come from rival families of aristocrats and have an arranged political moirallegiance of convenience, and also everyone wears absurd historically unplaceable hats
i’ll leave you with that thought for tonight
Kanaya helps Karkat dress for his pity dates but her input mainly consists of going Yes Your Hair Is Charmingly Unkempt And That Sweater Is Terrible
All You Need Is A Bit Of Makeup
I Can Make It Look Like Youve Been Crying
and Gamzee’s like
aw motherfuck best friend
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE
Karkat’s conciliatory quadrantmates are discussing the best method of preserving the mortal remains of friends and loved ones.
you don’t gotta do all what you fucking think you have to, brother
AIN’T NOBODY LAYING ON THOSE WICKED OBLIGATIONS
but your own motherfuckin self :o)
DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT OBLIGATIONS, YOU’RE A FUCKING OBLIGATION.
OT messed-up P
CAN I GET THIS TATTOOED ON MY FACE
AND ALL MY OTHER PARTS
THIS IS PERFECT
Inspired by this fic. I don’t recall who recced it, but it has asexual Tavros and fluffy palemantic bEsT fRiEnDs and I love platonic romance, what more can I say.
YoU’Re oNe nErVy mOtHeRfUcKeR